A Sarcastic Chemist's Extreme Weight Loss Chronicle

A chronicle of the journey I am taking to become healthy.

Day 519-Check-In

June 3, 2017 by Staci | 0 comments

Well so much for posts on Fridays since my last two have been on Saturday. But hey it’s better than months later right, PROGRESS! So this time around I’m going to keep a more comprehensive list of my weight loss by keeping more measurements since I’m only checking in once a month. As you will see there is no weight because I am still not low enough for my scale (next month cross your fingers!)

Happy Saturday everyone Have a good day!


Day 512-Sleep (SCIENCE FRIDAY)

May 27, 2017 by Staci | 0 comments

Now everyone will tell you they know that sleep is important, but most people still don’t get enough of it. But the recommended amount of sleep for an adult is 6-10 hours. And repeated functioning on any less will cause your brain to do some terrible things. Like start to eat itself according to a new study published in the Journal of Neuroscience. I’ll save the boring science you can go to the page if you want to read more, or read a more friendly version here at IFLScience. But the general jist of it is that phagocytes the garbage men of the body go into hyperdrive and can’t distinguish between what cells are ready to be digested and which ones aren’t.

Other reasons to get enough sleep are mood, sleep has an intense affect on your mood. Too little sleep can make you irritable and actually increase your stress even though most people are sleep deprived because they feel like they don’t have enough time in the day. Getting enough sleep has a huge effect on your general well being and happiness.

Several aids are out there for helping get enough sleep, obviously there are medicines doctors can prescribe if you feel like your lack of sleep is intense enough there is nothing wrong with seeking help. But there are a few tricks to start with, aromatherapy. Now I don’t buy into essential oils because they are super concentrated and can actually be dangerous to apply directly to your skin. But if in a lotion like at Sleep at Bath and Body Works it is extremely effective, it uses lavender. I use the Energy one and it’s so helpful for waking up in the morning which uses citrus.

But if that doesn’t help then melatonin is a over the counter supplement that is known to help with sleep that has minimal side effects, you can read more about it here on WebMD.

Enjoy your sleep everyone.


May 24, 2017
by Staci


It’s been about a year that I’ve been hovering around 410-415, I know that’s awful. But for a girl that hasn’t been dieting and is known to constantly go up, up, up. That’s progress. And apparently I ballooned in weight a couple of years ago when I was put on a particular medicine and now I’ve been taken off of it and put on one that will help me lose weight. I’m supposed to actually drop rather quickly so we will see.

I’ve been eating a lot better lately since I’ve been poor. 🙂 I decided being a chemist was not my forte that the 9-5 doing the same in day in day out hating what you do was not for me. So I am back in school getting my teaching certificate. Plus here I am back to blogging and I am re-visiting the original goal. But adjusting the timeline a bit. I got rather adventurous the first go around and was going to post every like 2 days. HA! Now I’m going to shoot for a post a week every Friday there will be a post since I have always not done school work on Fridays.

  • Now starting out I will not be cutting out my beloved diet soda, I try to but then I can’t and the whole diet goes with it. So diet soda is limited but not forbidden.
  • Outer rim of grocery store. As much as I can, but for now the plan is EAT AT HOME!
  • Sweets-Those are gone except for special occasions, I can’t have them around they are my kryptonite.

Blogging Challenge:

Week 1: Weigh In and Tips- My weigh in (eeek, though it’ll be stunted until I get below 400 lbs and can use my scale again). Plus weight loss/life tips to help those with issues like mine.

Week 2: New Food and Book Review- Before I had it just fruits and vegetables but that’s rather limiting so I’ll say new foods but it’ll be mostly fruits and veggies. I love reading and though I moved out of the city and can’t be part of my book clubs any more I still want to be an avid reader so each month I’ll pick a book and read it. So right now I’m going to my book shelf and grabbing a book I haven’t read to read. Give me a minute….(jeopardy theme) I pick “The Last Princess“, it’s a dollar tree find, and my last dollar tree find was a little book called PITCH PERFECT! Found it well before the movie was even heard of and this one looked just as good. It has mixed reviews on www.goodreads.com so we shall see.

Week 3: Recipe- I’ll be busting out the cook books and getting recipes from my wonderful friends and family to bring to you guys.

Week 4: Science Friday (I’m a chemistry teacher to be! I need to incorporate more science into my blog!

The Last Princess (Last Princess, #1)

The Challenge

Day 347-Knock Off Shepard’s Pie

December 12, 2016 by Staci | 0 comments

Tonight I made what my family always called veggie casserole, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve realized it’s just an easy version of Shepard’s pie.

So here’s how you make it, you take 3 cans of alphabet vegetable soup, mix in 1/2 lb of ground hamburger. Heat in a pot, and then put in a casserole dish. Make instant mashed potatoes, or the real kind, I used instant, remember easy. You put the potatoes over the veggie soup/meat mix, and then top with slices of american cheese and stick under the broiler. I was out, but I usually sprinkle a little paprika on the top.

Now tonight I used off brand soup and potatoes and I was not a fan. So next time I’ll splurge and buy Campbells and Idahoan potatoes. Little runnier than I like so it doesn’t look too good, but it tasted alright. I had another spinach salad with it.

December 11, 2016
by Staci

Day 346-Brace yourselves, holiday parties are coming

So I’ve got my decorations up tonight, my tree doesn’t have all it’s ornaments on it because I don’t have ornament hooks but it’s a start for my first time ever decorating my own place. It’s not a lot, but it’s something. I’ll go shopping after Christmas again to get more. I’m proud of my Harry Potter flying key from the Sorcerer’s stone.

The holiday season means parties and sweets so it’s going to be hard to resist all the goodness. But I was able to resist diet soda the last couple of days with my parents who are diet coke fiends. So it’s progress. My goal for the rest of the holiday season is to only eat my favorite foods and leave the things I’m not crazy about. Simple and easy is my new mantra.

Tonight I ate at my brother’s and his wife made ham and bean soup, another new food I had never tried. It was really good, I was a fan. She also made a healthy alternative to peanut butter fudge that was really amazing. I’ll have to ask for the recipes so I can post them later on.

Share pictures of your holiday setups on my facebook page, and if you have any healthy recipes for Christmas pass them along!

Day 341-I’m bad at this

December 6, 2016 by Staci | 0 comments

I am doing terrible on my diet and on my blogging. But I am going to turn things around, for real this time. I’m going to start extremely slow and began by eating at home and cutting out my beloved diet soda. I actually started yesterday making cheese tortellini with alfredo sauce, a spinach salad with cheese and croutons (plus ranch of course) and garlic bread.

Then tonight I had breaded chicken with roasted potatoes and a veggie medley of yellow and green zucchini and spinach. I made the zucchini and spinach in the oven. I seasoned them with olive oil and italian seasoning, I went a little heavy on the spices (live and learn). Zucchini is a new vegetable for me since about a month ago when I tried this recipe my darling sister in law made.

Now the tough part, how much have I gained since July…. your guess is as good as mine. My scale stops at 400, but at my last doctor visit I was 413…sad face. So this is a huge journey and I think I over taxed by going to strict too fast. So here’s my new pledge:

Diet soda

Fast Food

Take Out

Eating out by myself

I want to leave the option of eating out with friends or family, I don’t want to completely limit myself. But I had a bad habit of eating out for both lunch and dinner. Which was terrible for my waist line and even worse for my wallet.

I went to Aldi’s yesterday which is a discount grocery store here in St. Louis, and I walked out with SOOO much food for 106 dollars. And a robot vacuum for $75, but shh that’s my christmas present from my parents.

Stay tuned for what’s on the menu for the rest of the week on my facebook page My Weight Loss Chronicle. Happy Tuesday!



Today I am making Taco Soup for dinner, it’s an old Weight Watchers recipe, but I use my sister-in-law’s version. It’s very cheap and it makes a lot of food. I’ll be eating on this for the next several days. I got all the can goods at Aldi’s for less than 50 cents a piece.


Taco seasoning mix

Ranch dressing seasoning mix

Stewed tomatoes (since I hate tomatoes to mask them I cut them up with a knife first)

Rotel (I use mild but I’m a wimp about heat)

Black beans

Kidney beans

Chili beans


1 lb browned hamburger (optional I didn’t have any so I didn’t use it this time)

Sour cream (optional)

Cheese (optional)

Tortilla chips (optional)


Empty cans into crock pot or large soup pot without draining, add seasoning mixes and let simmer for at least 1 hour. SO SIMPLE. Then garnish with sour cream and/or cheese, and you can use the chips like crackers. Sidenote: Check temperature after adding sour cream, might need to warm soup up in the microwave::

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So the first fitness tracker I had bit the dust when I got a new phone, it wouldn’t sync to the new one. So I got another tracker, still an inexpensive one, only $20 this time but with better reviews at Best Buy and Google Play. It’s called a Misfit Flash, mine is fuschia because it was $11 cheaper for that color. It supposedly tracks your sleep as well so we’ll see how well it works.

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Day 189-Journaling

July 13, 2016 by Staci | 0 comments

I started a journaling project that is supposed to be a year’s worth of prompts, one a week. I have written more than once a week, but I’m okay with that. I’ve tried journaling in the past without prompts just writing what I feel like writing and I always find it difficult what to say, so I’m hoping these prompts help. Here are the prompts that I am using A Year of Journaling: 52 Prompts from The Girl Who Loved to Write. She also has a list of reasons to journal here.

Reason 1: It gives you a chance to write what you want without worrying about grammar or syntax, it’s free writing your thoughts.

Reason 2: It helps you work through things, I mean who hasn’t done a pro-con list?

Reason 3: You can look back on it and see what was good and bad about your life. You can see how much you’ve grown.

Reason 4: Use it to jot down the cute things the kids said. Or a quote you read that really hit home. Things you want to remember.

Reason 5: And lastly there are 0 rules, you write what you want, when you want, and how you want.

I bought my journal for $4 at Wal-Mart, you don’t need anything expensive. I know the cover page is dumb, but I am no artist. That’s the best I can do, seriously only thing I can draw is hexagons (thanks Organic Chemistry).

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Also I recently moved and the unpacking/painting process has been extremely slow and tedious. But I am please to announce that I have the first room completely unpacked. MY KITCHEN! Having all my dishes and utensils will make cooking and eating healthy so much easier! I weighed in today as well and I am down 6 pounds from my last update, which is great. I’m at 386.6 lbs, I still have a long way to go.

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I have book updates. I just finished Barbara Browning’s I’m Trying to Reach You. It was a unique read, I neither liked nor disliked it, but it had this older female character in the book who pro-ported to be the sister of the actor who voiced Bugs Bunny and she was deaf as could be, and she kept saying, “YA GOTTA SPEAK LOUDAH, MY EAHS AH SHOT!” And in all her parts were shouted and you could hear in your mind’s voice her thick New York accent. I cracked up at her sections, she was the best part of the book.

The next book for the Discourse in a Digital Age book club is Nimona by Noelle Stevenson. It’s a graphic novel and I have never actually read a graphic novel, so we’ll see if I like it our not. And for the book club the current reading is Little Bee by Chris Cleave. Staci Out! (I’ve recently watched Pitch Perfect 2, don’t judge me.)


Day 186- Olympics

July 10, 2016 by Staci | 0 comments



Everyone close to me knows I am crazy about swimming, competitive swimming that is. I watch every single televised swimming event during the Olympics. I wanted to be an Olympic swimmer when I was a pre-teen, but Missouri isn’t know for competitive swimming. I competed in one meet, with 2 practices under my belt and I got 6th place in 3 of the 4 events (strokes) I swam out of about 30 swimmers. I also was over a body length handicapped because I didn’t know how to dive off the blocks so I was diving off the side. I swam the 50m in free, breast, back and fly. I was disqualified in fly because I did a flutter kick rather than a dolphin kick coming off the wall. But I really hated butterfly so my only complaint was they had me finish the race before they told me. But my team disbanded because the coaches stole the money the swimmers had given them for swimsuits. We were registered to go to a national meet 3 weeks after the incident in Minneapolis. It was devastating, most of my teammates joined another team 1 or 2 hours away, but my mom said I couldn’t. So there went my swimming dreams.

I still love to swim though and even for my weight I am still quite good at it. I can still do the butterfly which is a difficult stroke, but not well. I only do it when my nephew asks me to show it to him. I try to swim for exercise but like I said Missouri isn’t known for swimming, I find it really hard to find a place to swim that isn’t too crowded or has workable open swim times into my schedule.

So now that it is Olympics time again I want to share another story about high school but not about swimming. When I was a senior in high school I got bumped off the varsity roster for being the 3rd best thrower on the track team. I was dethroned by a freshman and I was so upset I quit the team. Well today that team mate made her 2nd Olympic team in the javelin throw and is on her way to Rio. I guess I can handle being demoted by a 2 time Olympic athlete. She got 15th in London so I’m hoping she does a lot better in Rio. Super proud of my alma mater!

Day 148-Back to the Drawing Board

June 2, 2016 by Staci | 0 comments

So today is June 1st, and I am back at square one, today I weighed myself at 392.6 lbs. Which is 0.2 pounds heavier than I started this journey…sigh. But I have a fitness tracker now and my new job makes me walk miles a day. I have a new simple workout plan which I started tonight. So now it’s really seriously and strictly back to the diet of eating on the edge of the grocery store. It’s going to be hard for a little bit because I still don’t have anything for the kitchen except a microwave. So I’m going to give myself a goal, everyday for the next week I’m going to post what I eat. Everything I eat no matter how bad. Hopefully knowing that I have to spread my shame on the internet will make it easier to put down the bad foods. I’m going to dive in hard with what I ate and drank today. And be forewarned I had Jack in the Box for dinner.

Breakfast-french vanilla cappucino and watermelon sour jacks 🙁 they are so deliciously addicting.

Lunch-spinach salad with low fat cheese, ranch dressing and croutons along with some cottage cheese. I bought some ramen noodles just to try and they were still just as disgusting as ever so I didn’t eat them.

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Dinner-crispy chicken ranch club, small fries, 2 tacos, mini churros and a large diet Dr. Pepper. (so maybe I haven’t been very good on the no soda thing. Last one I promise.)

I cut myself off after dinner unless I am starving so if I eat something else I’ll edit the post.

Tracker for today, 6,021 steps or 2.8 miles, not too shabby for a girl who never walked at all at her last job. Literally my lab was across the hall from my office, a long walk was down the hall to the store room.

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Here is my Week One Day One workout. I posted about it last week but I forgot to put the link to the actual webpage, sorry everyone. The blog is To Insanity and Back, they have levels 1-3, a 10 week workout plan, and a pregnancy work out plan under free workouts. Levels 1-3 are 4 weeks each, Coach Morris has them available to download as pdf’s. Level One is on my wall.

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20 jumping jacks, 10 crunches, 10 squats, and 5 push ups. I thought the push ups would be the hardest, but it was definitely the crunches.


Last week I promised I would post the next book club book which was in my car, so here it is “The Sense of an Ending” by Julian Barnes.